Clingers: Those who latch on like octopi. Telltale signs include saying "I love you" too early, being unable to end relationships at appropriate times, and showing more affection than a bundle of puppies frolicking with four year old children to someone who is clearly put off. This relationship ends when the significant other can't take all the attention anymore.
Detachers: The opposite of Clingers. Telltale signs include never saying "I love you", keeping relationships strictly unromantic, closing up when there's problems, expecting sex to keep things casual, and becoming terrified when they realize they're falling in love. This relationship ends when the detacher can't deal with the fact that they or their significant other are in love.
Physicals: Those who believe physicality is the answer to everything. Tired? Cuddle. Fighting? Cuddle. Not sure if you like the person? A nice makeout session will convince you. Relationship usually ends when the other person figures out physicality doesn't fix anything.
Who am I? Well, I'm a physical. I take things too far, too fast constantly. I cuddle with people when I am blue and I attempt to when I'm mad at them. . .which is counterintuitive. But for some reason it makes sense to me that being physical with someone is easy. You don't have to talk to them or figure out what's wrong. Cuddling is always enjoyable, and it makes one feel loved.
Because who is ever blunt with anyone nowadays anyway? That is so 1990.
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