Why Sitting Home Alone is Bad for Me

Hello nonexistent readers! Ugh, today has been utterly quiet. I have decided before, and have proven it time and time again, that too much time at home has an adverse effect on my productivity and sanity. A list of things I have done today:

1.Got up by being woken up by my mother.

2.Ate an egg sandwich.

3.Took a shower.

4.Got dressed.

5. Realized large pile of clothing was stacked on my computer chair from last night when I moved it from my bed.

6.Moved clothing back to bed.

7.Booted up computer.

8.Sent Facebook message to Guyman's mother asking her to tell him to tell me when he releases information that I have been keeping secret for him.

9.Discussed movie plans with Mr. Weston (all names changed for privacy), plans were decided to not happen.

10.Hunger registered in my brain.

11.Walk to Kitchen with purpose.

12.Realize I don't wish to exert the effort to cook anything.

13.Read about sandwiches on Hyperbole and a Half.

14.Make ham and strawberry jam sandwich. Supplement with dry cereal.

15.Realize ham and strawberry tastes really weird, and that it's difficult to eat even dry cereal without a spoon.

16.Realize towel is still on my head.

17. Brush hair.

18.Shoved clothes on bed into the closet.

19.Brooded about boys.

20.Turned on TV to get away from brooding.

I'm going to write a legit post now.